Perverse Family

If you guys have been reading me for a while now, then you know what my least favorite thing about you fuck faces is. It's not that you still live with your parents. It's not that you sit around eating TV dinners and playing video games all day. It's not even that you're all a bunch of faggish sissy pussies. It's your obsession with incest.

Why God, Why?

When the incest craze first started, I thought it would be short-lived and confined to a small area around the Southern United States and perhaps some parts of Appalachia and the Middle East. Unfortunately, I couldn't have been more wrong. 

Instead, not only did incest porn take the states by storm, but it also took the world by storm. It turns out that I had been living in a world of make-believe where men and women were disgusted by the idea of having sex with a relative. Did it still happen sometimes? Sure it did. But it was confined to British royalty and isolated poor communities. I'm not sure how anyone thinks any of the British royals are attractive. They all look like three-eyed freaks to me.

I tried to buy into the step-sibling excuse everyone was using, but it soon became clear the "step" was only an excuse to fantasize about blood relatives. I never hear people in incest porn say, "Fuck me harder, stepsister!" They always leave it at sister, or worse, mother.

I didn't have a whole shit ton of faith in humanity before all this incest porn came out, and now I have none. If I could personally stab each and every one of you fucks jerking off while thinking about your mother, I would. It's how I would spend the rest of my life. I'd consider it doing the Lord's work.

What pisses me off the most is that I find myself forced to watch incest porn when I jerk off. Way too often, it's the only new shit available, and they always star the sexiest sluts. I've just given up on watching porn with the volume up. I mute that bitch, so I don't have to hear them refer to each other as siblings or parents every ten seconds.

It fucking sucks. I miss the days of blaring porn through my surround sound speakers while the family living next door plugs in their kid's ears. Now they are able to live in blissful silence. 

While I may not like it, the fact is that incest porn is here to stay, and as a porn reviewer, I must deal with it as best I can. I'm here to do a job, and I won't let you guy's being disgusting, worthless fucks ruin that. I'll review the incest porn, but I'm roasting you and threatening violence the whole time. 

I've recently come upon a website that takes the concept of incest porn to a whole new level. It's called PerverseFamily, and they've taken a creative approach to the idea for which I have to give some credit.

Perverse Family takes horror porn, mixes it with incest, and creates a frothing milkshake full of cum and genetic deformities. The site is based around one family whose last name is kept secret. This family lives out in the middle of nowhere on a small farm where they spend time gardening whenever they aren't fucking the shit out of each other. Those times are few and far between, though.

There are six family members and one servant living in the house, and they all take turns using each other's holes. As you watch the videos, a storyline develops, and you get a sense of the characters and how they turned out like this.

Meet The Family

Let's go through the family members. Joseph is the patriarch of the family. He is around sixty or so years old and loves to fuck his granddaughter. Joe considers himself a teen connoisseur and only likes eighteen and nineteen-year-olds on his cock. Yet, despite his age, he can still manage to rock a stiffy that would put you guys to shame.

Charlie is Joseph's son who lives in the house with his wife, Susan. Charlie's favorite thing in the world is cumming inside of bitches pussies. He has creampied fellow family members more times than he can count. Judging by the look of him, I'd guess Charlie was the product of incest himself.

Susan, Charlie's wife, is a serious freak. She may be the worst out of all of them. She's sadistic and masochistic, and her asshole prolapses at the drop of a hat. Susan has been fucked in the ass so many times that her colon hangs out more often than it hangs in. 

Damien is Charlie's son. By my estimates, he is also the most retarded out of the whole lot. Damien must have been the product of generations of incest, all coalescing into his DNA. Yet, as retarded as he may be, he is capable of at least one action, and that's fucking his stepsister. Damien does it as often as he can, and because his sister is afraid of his retard strength, she does nothing to stop him.

Anna is the adopted daughter of Susan and the apple in the eye of Damien. She is somewhat new to the family, so the family looks at her as a sort of pervert in training. At first, Anna was shocked by the fucked up family dynamics, but now it's become second nature to lick her mom's pussy and suck her dad's dick.

Jane is Susan's second cousin and the resident family slut. She'll take dick from anyone at any time. The only thing Jane lives for is keeping the family happy with her pussy. So when she isn't busy taking cock from Joe the teen whisperer or Charlie the cream pie hammer, Jane is licking the cunt of Susan or Anna. This bitch gets used and abused more than the urinal trough at Dodgers Stadium.

Finally, that brings us to Servent Ivan. Ivan isn't related to anyone here but is instead the hired help. When your whole family is busy fucking each other, there isn't much time left over to wipe the juices off the walls or tend to the farm. They initially hired Ivan to handle all those details, but now he has fallen victim to the family's perversions and spends all his time balls deep. 

Meat the Family

Now that you're all caught up on the back story, let's look at some of the videos here on Perverse Family. As much fun as the family has fucking each other; they also like to spread the love. For example, the time that the family went on a little trip and picked up some Russian hitchhikers. These girls introduced the family to communism by letting everyone get a piece of the action. By the time the family dropped the Russian teens back off, they had no idea what hit them. Well, considering they were both covered in cum, they did have some idea.

You didn't think all this family fucking could take place without the occasional pregnancy, did you? Incest babies are part of life when you live like these depraved motherfuckers. Whenever a bitch is pregnant, the men use it as an excuse to cum on their swollen milky tits. From what I can tell, the family prefers to fuck pregnant bitches. It's like a two-for-one incest special.

Between the six family members and one employee, almost every fetish on the planet is represented, so you had to know that someone would love feet. Of course, when a member of this family has a fetish, they take it to the fucking extreme. 

Other foot fetishists suck on toes or receive foot jobs. In this farmhouse, bitches get feet shoved up their assholes all the way to the knee. Have you ever felt a bitches spleen against the bottom of your sole? If not, then you can't relate to these fuck heads.

Oh yeah, let's not forget about the prolapse content. As I said, Susan spends most days with half her lower intestine hanging out of her anus. It's enough to make a man puke while he cums. Prolapse isn't my thing, but if it's yours, you may want to marry that bitch.

Perverse family is a unique and creative approach to the world of incest porn. I haven't seen something like it, and I hope never to see anything like it again.

My suggestion for Perverse Family is to shut down the whole operation and go volunteer at a soup kitchen. You fuckers have a lot of bad juju to wash off.

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