DetentionGirls

Welcome to Detention Girls, yet another channel in the Nubiles network. What makes this one different from the others? Not much, but I’ll nitpick carefully. Keep in mind that this is a legitimate channel with 20 episodes as of the time of writing this review. Now, that’s not a lot of episodes, I know. Stick around, it’s worthwhile. Nubiles have this very interesting marketing system where they start channels across their network with some ultra-specific backstory that no-one really needs, but it makes for a nice diving off point for the porn actresses. It’s nice to have some sort of setup to work from. Otherwise, you’re just watching the same content over and over again. Nubiles have some smart people making their casting and writing decisions.

DetentionGirls is a channel about a fictional boarding school for teen girls with behavioral problems. They’ve misbehaved one too many times and ended up here, in detention. Now, they’re going to learn how to be good girls, or are they? They seem to have their mind set on torturing the men who are in charge of their wellbeing with sexual depravity and their dangerous feminine ways. You can’t trust wild women in captivity. They’re always looking for new ways to ruin men’s lives. This makes for great porn fodder. The setup is absolutely perfect as far as I’m concerned. It gives the babes ample reasons to whore around on camera and since these are professional pornstars they know how to do just that, expertly. They were born to play these roles.

It's Standard Mainstream Porn – And I Love It

The fantasy doesn’t last too long, even though the actors give it their all. Most of the video content on DetentionGirls is comprised of sucking and fucking. It’s cookie cutter stuff, but it’s done expertly well. Nubiles have always been known for making porn that appeals to everyone by keeping things simple. There are gorgeous babes here. They’re horny. They want to get dicked. They want to throat cocks. They want to get fucked in the ass. They love getting their pussies stuffed. What more could you possibly ask for?

As for the actual roleplaying, well, they give it their all during the beginning of every video, but eventually they kind of zone out and focus on the fucking. Works for me. I don’t want to watch actual teen delinquents getting punished for being naughty. That wouldn’t be hot. I want to watch a bunch of professional whores pretending to be naughty instead. That sells it better. It gets me hard. That’s what matters. I love this content. Everything I saw on DetentionGirls was absolutely fantastic. I think that every single one of these 20 videos is a smash hit. You’re sure to love them too.

So Many Perfect Bitches

I especially love the fact that each video has multiple girls in different combinations. Sometimes you’ll get multiple naughty girls torturing one guy, other times you’ll see them contend with a female in charge. Either way, the power dynamics are fantastic. The girls are all very petite, even when they’re magnificently curvy. I think that when they were casting these babes, they really wanted to sell you on the idea of these being schoolgirls. Obviously, most of the babes are in their 20s already, but it doesn’t matter. It’s more about their form than it is about their age. They’re petite and that’s what sells it.

They’ve also got perfect attributes. I haven’t seen a single bitch on here who isn’t worth walking a mile through broken glass for. These are the kinds of babes you dream about banging while you’re plowing your wife. They’re all perfect 10s, or at the very least decent 9s, depending on your preferences. They’ve all got medium sized round tits, with a few giant milkers here and there. For the most part, since the casting was looking for petite schoolgirls, you’re looking at lean babes without a lot of fat. They’re one step away from being anorexic. Works for me, they’ve got large asses.

Seasons and Episodes

For some reason, all of the videos on DetentionGirls have a season and episode mark, even though they don’t really seem to be connected in any way. I mean, there’s one recent video that was a celebration of the 4th of May – Star Wars Day. The babes dressed as Star Wars characters and fucked each other with lightsabers. Ok, that’s great stuff. What the fuck does it have to do with any of the other videos on the site? I have no idea. The way I see it, these videos are not connected to one another in any way.

I guess the whole season and episode approach refers to the releases within the DetentionGirls channel, as if it somehow matters that this is where they originally came out. They have titles on top of the season and episode tags, so I don’t see the point. Maybe it’s supposed to help you sort them by release date easier? I don’t know. The whole thing looks kind of pointless to me.

Movie Framing

The folks behind DetentionGirls clearly have access to some high-grade film equipment, even though all of their work is digital. I mean, I’m sure they’re using digital cameras and all that, but the lenses they use are clearly made for movies or at the very least for television shows. Every clip starts with some exposition featuring either a guy in distress or a girl being mischievous. When they exchange their initial dialogue, you forget for a moment that you’re watching a porn clip. That’s how well made the actual talking scenes are. It’s fantastic stuff. I don’t normally expect this much dedication to my porn exposition. I consider it kind of secondary to what really matters. Still, DetentionGirls go hard with the stories.

The stories move along quite nicely, going from a casual spat, to some argument that immediately gets resolved with hardcore penetration. In each video the girls either do something wrong or a guy implies that they’ve fucked up. Then, they make up for it with sex. It’s a wonderful concept. The girls do a great job at convincing me that they’re naughty. And, once the fucking starts, they also do a great job at loving the cock. They suck like there’s no tomorrow.

I Loved Fapping Here

Like I said, every single one of these videos is fap-worthy. There’s no doubt in my mind that you’d enjoy them. I fapped to most of them and I’m probably going to come back for more. I think that Nubiles have knocked it out of the park again, like they usually do. I didn’t have any reason to doubt them and they didn’t let me down. What they lack in experimentation they make up for in dedication. This smut will look reminiscent to a lot of porn that you’ve already seen, but you’re not going to have any problem with it, I’m sure. It’s high-quality smut for smut’s sake and the girls are all fucking amazing.

The direction was also clearly really important to DetentionGirls, as all of these videos follow a set pattern of exposition, though it rarely gets in the way of the fucking. It won’t be long before you’ve seen some titties, across every video. A minute after seeing titties, you also see pussy. That’s the way porn works these days.

Worth the Money

Here’s where DetentionGirls starts to make sense. First of all, you can’t subscribe to the site directly. You have to get the whole network. This works out as a good thing, because DetentionGirls is too young to be sold as a solo project. It’s 20 videos across. They’re fantastic videos and I think you should want to see them, but they’re not worth selling on their own. Instead, you get access to the entire damn Nubiles network, which is fantastic stuff.

The price point sells it. It’s $30 for 30 days, $85 for 120 days and $200 for 365 days. Steep? Sure. Very steep. But you’re looking at an entire western porn network that films their porn with dedication, care and top-notch pussy. Can you really put a price on that? Yes, it’s $200 for a year. Take it. Do sample the content first though, please. I don’t want anyone diving into a subscription without knowing what they’re getting into first. The previews are great. They give you more than a minute of actual action. They’re not teasing you. You get full-resolution previews of the actual smut. It’s a great way to try it out.