Mall Cuties

I love reviewing these kinds of super narrow websites with original names and setups. They take a common fetish and spin it in a way that is very unique to their style. It makes them very recognizable. It also makes it easy for you to judge whether or not you want to see more. One video on MallCuties is really all you need to figure out whether you’re in the right place to fap. Don’t get me wrong, they’re not repetitive or whatever, but they do have that common vibe throughout. They were clearly made by the same guy or at the very least they were planned out by the same studio. MallCuties makes their own content from what I can tell. They’re not redistributing. There are pros and cons to this, but we’ll get into the details later. The bottom line is simple. MallCuties offers you a very unique type of smut, in droves.

I’d classify this smut under public exhibitionism mixed with poorly acted out anonymous pickups, akin to the FakeTaxi model. I’m not bashing the acting, mind you. I think that the babes are doing a fantastic job all things considered. I just think that there’s no need to boast about how real these videos are on the front fucking page for the site. We all know it’s fake and there’s nothing wrong with that. At the very least these girls aren’t established professionals, so for a lot of them this might actually be their first time in porn. This gives more than enough authenticity to the idea that they’re inexperienced fish out of water. The girls are proper amateurs, even if they are getting paid to get fucked on camera. They’re naughty, but not particularly experienced in the art of getting dicked for money.

East Europe Represent

You might have noticed in the footer for MallCuties that the studio headquarters are located in Spain. Yeah, forget all that; it’s completely insignificant. These babes are all clearly Eastern European. I’m not exactly an expert on the languages over there, but I can clearly distinguish some common words that tell me that this is most likely Russian porn. It could also be Ukrainian or something of the sort. Like I said, I’m no expert. I just have a keen eye for recognizing Slavic girls. And boy, are these girls stereotypically Slavic!

That does that mean in terms of porn performance? Well, Slavic girls, especially the amateur ones that were picked up off the street often have butterfaces, but it’s not always the case. I’m just drawing averages here. For the most part, they’re kinkier than their western counterparts, but they also do a better job at playing coy. Once the action starts, though, they’re always extremely comfortable getting dicked. You can tell that outside of their porn careers, they’ve gotten laid quite a lot. They’re comfortable with the experience. They just need to get used to the cameras.

An Unlikely Story

Another common thread among Slavic porn I’ve noticed is that the girls in these videos are much better at acting than the average western pornstar. I’m not sure why that is? Maybe the scenarios hit close to home since they’re inexperienced so they’re kind of method acting? I don’t know for sure. What I do know is that in-between the foreign language and the devotion to the fake pickup scenarios, you might actually be fooled into thinking that these are real stranger pick-up videos.

Speaking of, let’s talk about the play. Basically, a dude with a camera walks around town, giving you a first person of what he’s doing. He’s looking for bitches. He finds the nearest hot babe and strikes up a friendly conversation. He does that thing that you see in every single CzechAV video where the dude progressively becomes more sexually predatory with his spiel. First he’s casual, then he’s horny and then he’s an absolute creep. But, he buffers this increasingly creepy behavior with cash payments. These babes are apparently desperate for money. First, they say they’d never expose their breasts to a stranger for cash, then, about 20 minutes later, they take cock up their asses for money. It’s all fun and games on MallCuties.

Let’s Go to The Mall, Today

Let’s talk about the name, MallCuties. Why the mall specifically? It’s a trick. It’s all for marketing. There’s no deeper love for malls on here, it’s just one of the many spins put on videos produced by the same studio. Undoubtedly, these guys make many other kinds of videos, but they lump together their clips using common topics that tie them together. With MallCuties you’re looking at a rather large library of high quality smut featuring sex in public, in malls. Some of the sex is had in bathroom stalls, other times the fucking takes place inside dressing rooms. It’s raunchy, it’s depraved and it’s very much worth your time. I don’t think any straight male would have trouble masturbating to this content. I’ll say that much.

There are exceptions to the mall setup, and this is exactly what led me to the conclusion that this content is part of a wider network. Not all of these videos occur in malls. Sometimes they’ll cut the crap and just take the action to a hotel room. The dude had a hotel room ready to go in advance and the babe didn’t have anywhere to be at that time? You expect me to believe that this is all luck? Or maybe the babe is tossing away previous engagements for money. Get the fuck out of here. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get someone to cancel plans last second so they can hang out with you? It flat out doesn’t happen. Of course this shit is staged. Sorry, I couldn’t resist swiveling back to that.

Gets My Seal of Approval

In terms of quality I’m pretty satisfied, even though there’s a serious lack of 10s. The babes don’t necessarily have to be perfect. It depends on the type of smut they’re making. Basically, if it’s a solo masturbation scene, their looks matter a lot because they account for like 90% of the video. You stare at the bitch in order to get hard. On MallCuties, there’s a lot of innovative and dynamic action and a lot of the arousal comes from experiencing the storyline within the video. These people aren’t just fucking, you know? They go around the malls and other such public places. They explore. They sneak around. They try not to get caught. It’s exciting stuff. It overlaps with actual acting. To that end, these girls strike a perfect balance. They’re not mind-numbingly gorgeous, but they’re young and decently beautiful women with good bodies. I haven’t seen any fat chicks on here. All the girls are perfectly fuckable.

Since this is an Eastern European production and all, most of the girls are white. Hell, most of them are European natives. There are a few chicks here and there that strike me as a bit more ethnic, but I think that has more to do with Europe being a melting pot than MallCuties bringing in foreign babes. I think they hold local auditions. You dig? Ultimately it doesn’t matter how they do it. I’m just glad it’s working out. There’s a ton of content on here and the website does a great job at justifying the price tag that comes along with the subscription. Hell, a shitty price tag could ruin any website.

Worth a Subscription

Right now it costs $20 to sign up for a monthly membership on MallCuties. I consider this to be cheaper than the average for premium porn sites, albeit for the caveat that Eastern European sites should be cheaper because of differences in economic standards. Look, we’re in a recession, you can’t expect handouts. These girls work hard; they deserve the cash. If you’re a bit of a miser and you’d like to min-max your expenditures, consider the 90-day membership for $43 and the half-year sub for only $69. That last tier comes down to around 40 cents a day, so I can’t complain. You know my thoughts on giant subscriptions, though – try before you buy. Get the monthly sub first, try the content out regularly, then consider a longer commitment. Money doesn’t grow on trees. That being said, if you were to sign up for a longer subscription on MallCuties I wouldn’t judge you for it. This smut is definitely worth every penny, especially if you have a taste of European amateurs.

On the topic of public sex fetishism, well, it’s a bit so-so. The girls might be fresh, but they’re still professionals. The sex is hidden and most likely planned ahead. It lacks a certain spontaneity that comes with fucking your bitch outdoors behind some bushes or whatever. Then again, some of the videos do get a bit wild and risky, so maybe you’ll find something to love. Who knows?