MarkedButts

Marked Butts! This is going to be a very strange review, I won’t lie. I’ve covered similar sites before, but MarkedButt is throwing me a real curveball. This site definitely belongs on this list. It is squarely a fetishistic site. Their devotion to the fetish isn’t the problem. It’s the acquisition of the videos that has me unhappy. There’s also the overall quality and general vibe of the site. The whole place is giving me moldy vibes. I can smell the mold. I’ve felt this feeling before when I last visited my grandmother. This is the vibe she gave me.

I know, I’m being unclear as fuck, but be patient, damn it. I’m pacing myself. You know how this shit goes. I need to warm you up with some ambiguous poetic words and then we dive into the details. I’m a master of pacing. That’s why women love having sex with me. You shouldn’t be complaining about my reviews dragging on. You should be learning the proper way to pace yourself in life sex and review writing. Ok, I’m done sucking myself off. Let’s get into the nitty and gritty of MarkedButts.

Starts Off Hot

The first thing you see on MarkedButts is that they’re true to the name. This place is loaded with spanking. There’s nothing but spanking. This isn’t a porn site with a focus on spanking, it is a porn site that is entirely comprised of nothing but videos of girls being spanked, nonstop. That’s the whole shtick. I applaud the people behind these videos for focusing so narrowly on the fetish instead of trying to fool you with marketing ploys. If you’re looking for a proper exclusive spanking site, you found it. These girls get their asses absolutely demolished from here to Timbuktu. I have no idea where that is, I’ve just heard people use it as a phrase.

The bitches usually take their clothes off all the way so you can see their snatches while they’re being punished from behind. Sometimes it is the spanker in question who will do the stripping. Rarely do they take off their tops, though, because as I mentioned before, we don’t care about anything except the ass on this here website. It’s a nice and devoted community of porn producers.

Good stuff. Anyways, you see their holes when they’re being spanked and you can clearly see the damage as well. Their asses get all kinds of red. This is not the kind of damage that you can walk off. These asses are both marked and harmed. There will be no sitting down for a while after these scenes, and yet some of these girls come back for repeat shoots really soon after their initial videos. Kudos to their posteriors.

The Quality of Bitches

This is where things start to take a turn. I could argue that on a website that’s focused on spanking and the ass is the only thing in frame most of the time, the beauty of the chicks is kind of irrelevant as long as they have decent asses. I can understand that logic, but I do not endorse it. Sure, it matters that the asses are plump and round and satisfying, but don’t tell me that the best you could do is a long procession of disappointing butterfaces. I want better. I need better. I know that I won’t see their faces much, but they look like they came straight out of the goddamn reject pile.

Some of these asses are so fantastic that they’ll mesmerize you for a very long time. I’m seeing asses on here that look like they were sculpted by Jesus himself. I have no idea what that implies. I don’t know if Jesus knew how to freak, but hey, he hung out with prostitutes, so at the very least he probably knew his war around plump asses, right? Don’t sue me. I respect all religions. I think all gods are sex maniacs. Anyways, moving on.

The bitches have potential, but one look at the popular models section will clarify my dissatisfaction. The entire section looks like the ugly pages part of a college yearbook. They all look like dollar store pornstars. These are the kinds of women that time has betrayed time and time again. These are the cunts that nature has rejected. These are the kinds of women that homeless men wouldn’t stick their dicks into for hygiene reasons. These girls all look like they smell like week old milk. Funnily enough, the few dudes that are on here actually look like normal human beings. Imagine that.

The Quality of Videos

I know I’m not being particularly original with these headlines, but trust me you need the thorough coverage. The quality of these videos can only be described as akin to beer with sugar in it. It had potential once. It was a good thing. It brought promise and smiles to people’s faces. But alas, after the years, it has soured and someone has poured a fuck-bucket of sugar in it. Also, someone pissed in it. That’s how I feel about these videos. They had potential when they first came out, but they were recorded with a fucking 90s camcorder and I’m willing to bet that the lens was both covered in Vaseline and wrapped across with cellophane.

I’m not complaining about the general existence of 90s porn. Obviously, there’s nothing wrong with old pornography. I don’t even mind the old-school film quality and what have you. My goat gets gotten when I see that MarkedButts are marketing these videos as new releases. You’ve got videos on this site that came out last week that look like they came out over 20 years ago – and they probably did. I guess that these guys are acquiring the videos from some sort of archive that sells them because there’s no fucking way to profit off them otherwise. Then, they package all that under a subscription model for you to fap to. On the one hand, they’re trying to do you a favor. On the other, what the shit? I’d like to see some original content, damn it.

Worth a Shot?

I guess you could finagle some sort of argument about this place being a worthwhile visit if you’re hardcore into spanking and you don’t like mixing other genres in with that kind of content. If you want to find spanking and nothing else, for a very long time, then check out MarkedButts. They’ve got countless videos and you probably won’t be able to get through them all in one lifetime. That’s a decent promise. I can respect that. My personal gripes with the fact that videos are extremely dated both in quality and in overall style can be disregarded if you personally don’t mind watching videos that look like they came out of your dad’s basement.

I know you might be lukewarm on the idea of subscribing to a website that seems to be physically incapable of providing fresh content in the future, but what they’ve already got on here is well worth the money. You can get a monthly subscription for only $19, which isn’t that bad considering the volume of videos and the general dedication to the fetish. I think that in itself holds potential. There’s also a 90-day tier for $40 and a 180-day membership for $60. This is a fair price point. I wish they also had a yearly subscription plan, but alas, they do not. Even at the 180-day membership tier, you still get a good deal all year round, you just have to be billed twice.

Bottom Line

The content is old, the bitches are ugly, but the asses are plump and gorgeous and they get spanked to high heaven. Sometimes the chicks are nude, other times they only reveal the good parts. A few bitches here and there are absolutely decrepit, but for the most part you’re looking at smooth and might I add white buttocks. Why are they mostly white? I don’t fucking know. It was a different time I suppose. There are a few black girls here and there, and of course there are no Asians. Again, why? Different time. Sorry. Rules of the 90s.

If you’re a diehard fan of spanking then consider trying this place out for yourself, but keep in mind that there’s literally no way to sample the content properly without getting a subscription to MarkedButts first. You can check out short previews of a few videos, but most of the content is completely blocked off. No previews. No trailers. You’d have to find the clip elsewhere to test it out before you commit. That’s a bit sad. Then again, I’m trying to cover every possible fetish site on the planet, so don’t fault me for being thorough.