Spanked At Home

Welcome back to the 90s. The smut on Spanked At Home is a real mystery to me. It looks retro as hell, but they’re selling it at 21st century prices. Why? How? Who the fuck knows? This smut looks like it came out of a porn crypt or some shit. Personally, I have no problems with the reselling of old smut. But, the title of the site implies that this is some sort of spanking den. It gives you the impression that if you’re into spanking, you should know this website by heart, because the content is a must-have for lovers of this particular fetish. Nothing could be further from the truth. In a world of high-quality digital content, Spanked at Home hovers squarely around the 5/10 mark being both passable and generally forgettable.

That being said, it is proper smut and as such I have to review it, not just because of FetishPornSites, but because of my personal credo to cover every single bit of smut in the world. Spanking has been one of the more innocent and yet all too common fetishes out there for a very long time, so I’m making a concession here and saying that Spanked at Home has to be included on this list with a detailed review going into all the finer points of this site. It’s not a bad website, mind you. I’m not saying you should stay away because it’s not worth it or some shit like that. It’s a perfectly fap-worthy destination, especially if you’ve got the associated fetish under your belt. Speaking of belts, there’s plenty of those among this content along with rackets, whips and all kinds of wooden sticks. I think I even saw some paddles as well. The posteriors get their comeuppance.

The Retro Style

Why do I think this content is from the 90s you ask? Well, I have my reasons. Beyond my ever-accurate hunch, let’s look at the fact that all of the set pieces in this smut look like they came out of a 90s interior decorating magazine. No, I’m not kidding. We just don’t have these kinds of chairs and couches any more. We’ve moved on as a species. There’s also the babes’ overall fashion, the general popularity of unkempt gingers and the fact that these babes just have 90s looking faces. Oh, and let’s not forget the overall camera quality. I’ll bet you my left nut that most of these videos were recorded around the turn of the century.

This is by no means a bad thing. In fact, I like having a dedicated retro spanking website to recommend you fuckers, because it means that the site itself stands tall on its own merits. It’s unique and offers you the kind of smut you can’t easily acquire elsewhere. That’s exactly the kind of site that’s easy to market. If this was some sort of generic spanking tube that had the same content you can expect to find on XVideos, then there wouldn’t be much of a point in exploring it. But, as far as I can tell, all of this smut is coming in from the same dedicated studio and that means that you get an implied guarantee of quality and vibe. It’s the same vibe that you see in every single one of these videos.

Pinked Assholes

Let’s talk about this aforementioned vibe, shall we? Most of the videos feature iconic shots of asses being filmed from behind. Whether the babes are bending over or generally just trying their best to show off their posteriors, you get to see your favorite part of the woman. – the pinked asshole. They get beaten. By golly, how they get beaten. Whether it be with a switch, a paddle or some sort of improvised utensil, these asses get absolutely pulverized for your pleasure. In most of the videos you can also catch a lot of glimpses of the neighboring vaginas. In case you’re so far up ass videos that you’ve forgotten – the vagina is that thing right under and in-between the ass cheeks. You know, the slit that smells like fish? That’s the vagina. Some of us enjoy the vagina.

There are also quite a few quality titties sprinkled throughout these videos, though I can’t say the same about the faces that are attached to them. These babes are B-tier at best. That being said, their asses are proper award-winning posteriors and I can’t think of a single thing to complain about. Keep in mind, though, that a pinked ass is like a photoshopped face – you’re getting the most potential out of it. Even if an ass was sub-par, it would look absolutely fantastic if it was pinked over. It’s like natural blush for the ass cheeks. They look so much better when they’re bruised. Granted, there is a point past which the ass is so bruised that it starts to look like a warzone wound, but we’ll get into that down the line. For now, let’s just say that these asses are damn satisfying to gawk at.

The Dudes and the Chicks

There’s a healthy mix between guy on girl and lesbian videos on this site, but most of the content remains surprisingly non-sexual. I mean, it’s all perfectly fap-worthy. The babes get naked and all that. But, I’m not seeing any penetration to speak of. There’s also the fact that regardless of whether the spanker is male or female, the action remains the same. Hell, the spanker is rarely a part of the action in any way, despite actually providing the punishment throughout the videos. It’s a bit of a weird system, but I guess it’s the kind of smut that spanking fetishists are aroused by. You get to see the spanking, the asses and the faces of the girls being punished, and very little else.

I mentioned that you can also glimpse at vaginas here and there, but glimpse is accurate – it’s the occasional flashing, it’s not the focal point of the action. Hell, the camera is painfully zoomed in and focused on the pinked asses at all times. This can get old really quickly if you’re the kind of person who enjoys variety. I know I’m that kind of fapper and I couldn’t stay satisfied on Spanked at Home for long. Then again, I know that countless fuckers among you are looking for this exact type of smut – hyper focused on the fetish and nothing much else. If you wanted to find a spanking site that deals in absolutely no other genre overlap, then congratulations; you found it.

Affordable Library

The cost of enjoying the content on Spanked at Home is surprisingly low considering how large the library is, but it’s also kind of a scam considering the age of said library. It’s a catch 22. On the one hand, you get a ton of videos, on the other, they’re all ancient. I would put it this way: Only consider a subscription to this site if you absolutely adore spanking videos and you can consistently orgasm to this kind of content without needing any kind of alternative genre overlap. Why? Because you’ll get bored of it and it will go stale otherwise.

The site will cost you a lean $25 recurring subscription, every 30 days, or $50 for a 3-monthly subscription instead. The more you pay, the less you pay. You get the idea. It’s a porn site. The highest tier lets you pay $80 for a 6-month sub and they point out that this one is not a recurring subscription, so I guess they’re motivating you to consider the huge discount there. It is in fact a huge discount, even by my standards. I can get behind this price point, but only for people who are exclusively interested in spanking videos. This site is perfectly useless otherwise.

I Can Recommend It

These videos might be old as shit, but they’re damn good and filmed by people who genuinely care about ass punishment. Some of the spankings go a bit too far, but you can tell that these girls are professionals. They also tend to stay in character. They’re usually dressed up as schoolgirls or something similarly appropriate, to really give off corporal punishment vibes. The whole damn site is an homage to a very casual fetish with a very strong dedication to originality.

If you’re into spanking pornography, then you’ll enjoy all the videos under this massive library. Don’t expect to see any new content, but at the same time, feel free to dig into what seems like a never-ending backlog of quality spanking videos. This place is more of an archive than a library, but either way, the smut that they peddle is exactly what most spanking enthusiasts are looking for.