Spanked In Uniform

Men and women don't always agree on what turns them on. Many women want to be comforted and loved before sex, while men would rather spit and piss on a bitch. Sometimes metaphorically, sometimes quite literally. 

One thing we do agree on is men and women in uniform. I understand why women like that shit. First and foremost, it means that a guy is gainfully employed. Few things give women a boner, like being gainfully employed. Money is the original pussy wetter.

Many uniforms are also an indication of bravery and fearlessness. Bitches will crawl all over a fireman like he has the cure for cancer on him. Bitches will do it to cops also, but only until the domestic abuse stars. 

Vag-Hydrants

Women rarely need to be rescued from fires because once they see a fireman coming, they put out the flames with their pussy juices. I've seen some legislation being pushed through certain towns to replace vag-hydrants with slut hydrants. It could save the government millions in upkeep costs.

Of course, members of the military get in on the action. I know guys that go out in their uniforms for no other reason than to crush puss at the bar. My boy Steve was dishonorably discharged ten years ago, and he still does it. It's the only reason he stays in shape. He doesn't want to grow out of his camo.

One could even call the suit and tie combo a uniform. It's the required dress for many jobs, and a fair percentage of those gigs pay well. It exudes professionalism, refinement, and wealth. That's the holy trinity of soaking wet pussy. 

However, uniforms don't have to be indicative of a high-paying job to cause vaginas to get humid. While Mailmen have well-paying gigs with benefits and retirement, it's not like they can afford a mansion with a beamer parked out front. But, even still, women will fawn over those little blue shorts.

The same can be said about the little brown shorts that UPS guys wear. In fact, that little brown uniform rears its ugly head on porn fairly often. They sit on the bench just in case the pizza delivery guy can't make it to set that day.

That tells me there is some evolutionary chord that uniforms strike with women, but I strain to figure out what it is. The first guy to invent clothes was probably rewarded with ample pussy. I'm sure ladies appreciated being able to protect their sensitive slits from the elements.

Perhaps initially, uniforms were only worn by royalty and tribal nobles. While peons were forced to wear loincloths, the royal and wealthy donned bird feathers, preditor furs, and shell necklaces. These days shell necklaces are pussy repellent, but back in the day, it was like a magnet.

Youth and Insanity

It's not just women that get obsessed with uniforms. Men get just as much pleasure out of them. Tell me you don't love to see a petite bitch in a school girl uniform, and I'll tell you that you're a liar. Few things are better than those plaid skirts and sheer white blouses. It makes my penis do a backflip.

This shit doesn't stop at school, girls. How about nurses? The nurse phenomenon is an interesting one because wearing a schoolgirl uniform stands for youth and sexiness, while the nurse uniform stands for burgeoning insanity.

I estimate that around ninety-five percent of nurses are some level of diagnosably insane. I'm not sure what about nursing attracts the crazies, but it's like bees to honey. Plus, whatever brand of insanity they suffer from is directly plugged into their sex drive. 

If reports of a serial female rapist prowling central park come to light, the first bitches on the investigator's radar should be nurses. They would have no problem holding a man down and stealing his seed. They know all the places to pinch and grab to immobilize and make helpless a much larger foe. 

I think I've made my point clear, but not as clear as the site Spanked-in-Uniform does. Their content is a best-of album of all the most alluring uniforms in the world. It includes school girls, sailors, secretaries, and, of course, nurses.

Spanked in Uniform has been around for almost twenty years now, and in that time have mastered their art. How could they not have? Spanked in Uniform has gotten their ten thousand hours in a few times over. 

For them, it started with their first site, Real-Life-Spankings. After writing, directing, producing, and distributing almost two-thousand exclusive videos, they wanted to take a step into fantasy. All the real-life shit had gotten a touch bland.

As the idea developed, they realized that instead of making single videos, they could create themed series. Once that was figured, they couldn't let the idea fester in their heads any longer. It was time to bring Spanked in Uniform to life. 

These motherfuckers don't mind dropping a few dollars to ensure the product is top-notch. They even fly in the best models from around the world to perform in their content. 

Spanked in Uniform doesn't cut corners. They put in plenty of time, effort, and money into fantastic storylines, fun intros, fitting music, tight camera work, Exciting visual and special effects, Great sound work, and solid editing. They know that this business is all about great porn. You can do everything else right, but if the product is subpar, your site won't leave the minor leagues.

However, that doesn't mean that they skimped on web design. It's quite the opposite, actually. The pages include lots of gifs, so no matter where you go, there is porn playing somewhere. Now that's how you keep motherfuckers engaged. 

The main menu sits just below the top of the page and includes the options Home, New updates, The series, Our girls, Join now, and Members.

On the note of members, I must warn you that Spanked in Uniform is a paid premium porn website, so you will have to let go of a few bucks if you want full access to the best uniform spanking site on the net.

Spanked in Uniform offers three pricing options so that users can choose the one that best fits them. The first is a one-month membership for $24.95. This is the most expensive option, so I don't recommend it for my readers. Besides, you fuck faces need more porn than a months worth unless you plan on dying soon.

The second option is a three-month membership for $59.95. This brings the price down to just under twenty bucks a month. That's good, but it can get better.

The third option is actually the only option if you ask me. It's a six-month membership for only $85.00 dollars a month. That works out to about fourteen big ones a month. At that point, it might as well be free. It will be the best fourteen bucks you've ever spent on your penis. What else were you going to do with it? Order Chinese, you fat fuck wad?

There are a shit ton of assorted series on Spanked in Uniform. They cover every genre of programming I can think of, from crime dramas to space sci-fi. I'll go over a few of my favorites. 

To Boldly Go Where No Penis Has Gone Before

My number one spot has to go out to "Disciplinary Ship Genesis." It's a Star Trek-themed spank porn with spot-on acting, plenty of campiness, and more spanking than all the Star Trek shows and movies combined.

It's the year 2364, and Earth Fleet Command has noticed a behavioral problem amongst many of their female crew. To remedy this situation, they commission the disciplinary ship Genesis where all naughty female crew members can learn some fucking respect.

To ensure that mercy is a dirty word, Earth Fleet Command put Captain Rogers in charge. Captain Rogers is a hard-nosed, no bull shit kind of leader that demands the utmost obedience from his crew members. These bitches will rue the day they talk back or don't listen.

Each episode contains a new journey featuring planets and species from Star Trek. They run into the Borg, Fuck Klingons, and get the holodeck all sticky. Honestly, this show might be better than the original.

No matter what race or gender you are, everyone loves people in uniform. Spanked in Uniform takes this concept, adds spanking, and takes it to the maximum. You'll love the way content is organized into running shows. No matter what programming you watch on Netflix, you'll find its porn equivalent here.

My complaint about Spanked in Uniform is in regards to the web design. It was recently updated, but it still comes off as a bit aged. It's hard to put my thumb on why, but that's why I'm not a web designer. 

If you love spanking and uniforms, you'd be stupid not to become a Spanked in Uniform member.