Female Squirt

Imagine having a bunch of hot lesbian squirting bitches all in one place. If you're someone that loves looking at hot chicks ejaculate, this might be the premium subscription you need. Yeah, cheapskate, do you like looking at free porn? Then this isn't for you, chief. This requires a forty-dollar membership on top of all your other OnlyFans slut subscriptions. When it comes to porn today, you can watch millions of free videos. Over one million are videos of masturbation, squirting, and other weird pussy shit. If you know, you know. 

If you watch premium porn, you know thousands of other memberships that are twenty dollars or less that give you just as much value. They're not just limited to squirting. This leads me to ask what makes this website so unique that they charge forty fucking dollars? I'll be breaking down the pros and cons of Female Squirt so you can decide if it's worth investing in your fap stash. You'll know at the end of the review if it's Porn Dude-approved! 

First Look & Design

At first glance, Female Squirt looks like your average overrated and overpriced premium shit website. I'm not kidding, the videos look like they were made in a massage parlor in 2002, and the receptionist built the website. I was tempted to join with the flashing click here to join now sign like they had on a slut's Tumblr pages back in 2012. Who the fuck still does that? It's a website, not a fucking rub and tug. This shit looks outdated. I review many porn sites, and this looks exactly like some shit I used to come across back in 2007 and think, "wow, another site I'll never pay for." I still don't think I'll be paying for just squirting videos. It's hot as fuck; it's just not my thing. 

Like I've already said, it's an ugly-ass website, to be honest. Websites like this always scream one or two things. You aren't getting shit for free, one, and two; it's over-priced. I was right about both. You can watch endless "pussy flooding" videos for forty dollars, but it's probably something you could watch on the hub. We don't know for sure because they offer no face value. You get what you get, and I don't fuck with that shit! Especially when there are no videos. I can't tell you what kind of value you're getting upfront because there's nothing to see. 

You'll have to subscribe to see more, but if squirting is your thing, maybe it's your lucky fucking day. Say squirting is your thing. Nothing makes your dick harder than seeing a girl squirt so much she could water your plants, right? Then you'll like this shit. I'm not saying you'll pay, but from the looks of it, you could easily fap to this website. If you're like me, sometimes you don't mind looking at photos, and until you subscribe, that's all you're fucking getting. They do an excellent job distracting you from the shitty design with the hot lesbians waiting for the cum from a dripping pussy. 

The shit is super specific, and I'm here for it. You get a few nice close-ups of pussy eating with the spit coming off the lips while one of the girls is playing with toys. Unfortunately, I had to pause and take a fap break for this one. I expected there to be videos, maybe some previews, but I didn't expect to be fapping to squirting photos like it's 1997. Damn, do I need to upgrade my porn already or just do better reviews? Regardless of how we feel about this website, for some reason, here, I am, still fapping away. I need more lube now. This is the life of a porn addict, but I'm not mad at it.  

Here's the Pros

I don't know if I've ever seen a pussy flood because this website says you'll experience "flooding vaginas." If sprinkler systems to the mouth aren't a flooding vagina, we'll just call it "rain to the mouth." So, suppose you want to stop experiencing rain-to-the-mouth videos. In that case, they have pussy flooding videos if you become a subscriber. I probably shouldn't troll them too hard; let's be honest, the Tina and Uma section has some pretty impressive shots. How the fuck does she squirt with so much fucking impact? Is that what this website is; squirting like a pressure washer? Maybe I should brush up on my squirting porn stash.

It's a lot of female-on-female, which means they know what they're doing to make that pussy spray. Not saying that we don't know what we're doing as men, but female on-female always gets crazy as fuck. These ladies are no exception. According to their description, you'll be experiencing flooding pussy. Since all you've ever experienced is pussy rain, you'll experience the pussy flood when you subscribe. Fuck going out and getting experience with an actual vagina when you can just subscribe for forty dollars, learn all you need to, and cum at least eighty-seven times! It beats hooking up with a bitch any day.  

The Cons & Recommendations

There's a lot of fucked up shit about this website, but I'm not going to say it's all shit. There are a few things that, if they are fixed, this has the potential to be a fappable site. The obvious thing is providing free videos for people stumbling upon your website. I get it; you want to keep a concentrated group of paying customers. However, you must also show customers what they're missing out on. Sure, I may bust a nut at some pictures of toy play and pussy juice shooting out ninety-seven miles per hour, but that doesn't mean the avid porn watcher will. Instead, they're likely to click off, which is unsuitable for this page's long run. 

I recommend keeping the premium features but adding more free videos to keep people fapping on the site. It's a damn shame there are not even fucking trailers. If the squirting were that intense, I would've cleaned out my whole tissue box stash with my cumshots! We'll never know because they don't care to show us anything about their content. The people that sign up for these websites must know something we don't. Or maybe, they're just blindly throwing their money away for the chances of seeing a vagina do squirting tricks. But, hey, at the end of the day, we all have different things that turn us on; mine just aren't overpriced for being so straightforward. Squirting? Really? Could you just Google it? People are funny by the porn purchases they make.

My Final Thoughts

I've got to say; I'm not interested in paying for a site I have no previews or content to see. If I don't have free videos, how am I supposed to have my pre-fap before I can fap while watching the videos? I made do okay with the photos, but that's just because I liked them. This website also lacks many essential components that make it worth your time fapping unless you pay. I'm interested to know what makes it worth forty dollars other than the one-hundred miles-per-hour squirting champions. They've got to have some sort of fucking porn award for that. Either way, this was an exciting website to review. 

If you are a mega squirting fan, think that it is the best genre of porn ever, and don't think you can get extreme squirting anywhere else, I think you're clear to purchase the membership. You spend forty dollars, see some wet-ass pussy, and access thousands of videos. You get to jerk off about ten thousand times, and then you can unsubscribe with no regrets. On the other hand, if you're someone that just likes squirting pussy every so often, you're probably going to see this shit in some hardcore. As we know, if you watch hardcore daily, you're already getting a lot of squirting pussy. 

I just want to make sure I'm steering the right kind of viewer to these videos. This is a lot of female-on-female and focuses more on the female orgasm. Surprisingly, it's probably not dudes jacking off to these videos; perhaps women in their thirties to sixties are looking for porn that focuses on orgasm. It's a weird fact, but ladies prefer lesbian porn. You can fact-check that shit. 

I enjoy lesbian porn, and squirting is hot too. So if I had to give you a verdict, I would say this site is Porn Dude-approved! I wish I could see videos, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't rub my dick while looking at these photos. The website has a shitty design, but with a few updates and some free content, I'm sure all the porn freaks would flood like the pussy flooding on this website! 

If you want to see hot lesbians scissoring until they become a human fire hydrant, check out Female Squirt for extreme squirting premium videos.