Porn.com Horror

I know that horror porn has technically been a viable genre since the advent of porn, but I like to pretend that this hasn’t been the case, due to my high standards and expectations. I’m not personally a diehard fan of the genre or whatever, but I stand by my values and I can’t accept retro horror smut on account of how half-assed it used to be. Back in the day, the only viable horror porn was actually porn within horror movies, which is almost quite literally the opposite. Babes would often get naked in horror movies as eye-candy for the viewers, but the movies were centered around things like murder and dismemberment. The nudity was supposed to serve the purpose of giving you an air of sensuality before you’re betrayed by scenes of violence. It’s standard horror movie writing. We’re not talking about that today, though. Today, we’re looking at real pornography that features scary horror elements. That’s the idea.

You know my rules about reviewing this website. You can see the name in the title. I can’t just call it “Porn”. So, I call it Porn Dot Com, making it seem like I’m mentally challenged. It’s the best I can do. On the one hand, they’re smart for capping the name, on the other, it makes reviews a bitch to write. Anyways, Porn Dot Com are an aggregate porn tube, meaning their content comes in automatically from other porn tubes around the net. They don’t host their own content. For fetishistic smut, this is usually a godsend, depending on how saturated that particular tag is when it comes to pointless marketing. Often, porn studios use fetish tags to push unrelated content and this buries the relevant videos. When it comes to horror porn, especially here on Porn Dot Com, the selection is a strong 5/7, with countless appropriately scary videos and quite a few that are just sort of tacked on.

Miscellaneous Bullshit

I’m trying this new thing where I get the completely irrelevant part of the subject matter out of the way first so that I can focus on having fun as I wrap up. It’s the same way I have sex. First I make sure the bitch is done with her orgasms, then I actually start enjoying myself. Porn Dot Com’s horror porn selection contains a ridiculous number of unrelated videos that were clearly shoved in to bait for clicks, whether by a porn studio or by some independent porn producers, like OnlyFans bitches. Granted, this smut was tossed around other websites and it ended up on these lists, but the bottom line is that someone had to lie about the genre in order for these clips to end up on any horror section.

That being said, Porn Dot Com have also managed to gather a ton of videos on this horror section that literally do not have any horror related content or meta data, as far as I can tell. I opened a few clips at random and sure enough, they had tags like lesbian, kissing, teen and shaved. None of this has anything to do with horror what-so-ever. I mean, there’s also the small tits tag and for some people that can be a terrifying experience, but that doesn’t qualify. Get the fuck out of here. Almost half of the videos on Porn Dot Com’s horror section is vanilla smut featuring women and cocks. It’s great content, but it just doesn’t belong here.

Spooky Scary Sex Stuff

Porn Dot Com actually bothered to write a preamble to the horror porn section, with a nice description of what you can expect to see. They also peppered in some jokes as well as some references to popular media, so that you can know exactly what to expect. They did a great job at describing what horror porn should be like, but their delivery is lacking. They talk about popular horror movie characters who are likely to make an appearance across these porn clips and they flat out state that this smut is supposed to be scary or at the very least monstrous. They talk big game, but this section is too saturated with mainstream vanilla smut for you to get to the good stuff.

If you can manage to get past all of the boring porn in order to get to the good stuff, then you’ll find a rather large collection of high quality smut that features all kinds of recognizable creepy crawlies and murderous monsters. Male characters like Jason and Freddy Krueger are very popular. Some of the smut also features female villains like Samara from The Ring and so on. There’s a lot of creepy mixing and matching, but at least one person is in costume or some kind of costume-like makeup. There’s a getup and a setup. The rarest combo as far as I can tell is one where everyone is dressed up as a monster. You don’t get scenes featuring both Jason and Samara. It’s one or the other. Then, the remaining people in the video are normal humans. This is supposed to help sell you on the fear.

Good Enough?

If everyone was a winner, then no-one would be a winner. Porn Dot Com does a fantastic job across generic porn and with a few distinct fetishes, but their horror porn is a bit subpar. Keep in mind, this has little to do with the smut that they should have, but don’t and more to do with the smut that they do have and shouldn’t. Was that a bit too complicated? I mean, there’s tons of quality smut on here, but it’s bogged down by the abundance of unnecessary vanilla smut that has nothing to do with the subject matter.

If they shaved down some of the useless content on here then you could easily find droves of quality horror porn, but as it currently stands, you’re generally much better off looking for horror porn on other similar smut aggregation websites, just because of the randomness of the spread. Porn Dot Com are almost always fantastic and I believe I’ve found a good example for a section where they’re underperforming. They’re the underdog here. That much is clear.

Genre Overlap

There’s a ton of potential for the presence of BDSM play in horror porn and that’s pretty evident in these videos. Usually, the character that provides the horror is the one that plays the dominant role and the other person or people are submissive. There’s all kinds of mixing and matching of sexual positions, but the authoritative role has to fall on the monster, to enforce the feelings of fear and dread. I’m personally quite happy to watch these videos in either direction, as long as the cameraman knows what I want to see – pussy and tits. I’m a simple man.

The videos where men are submissive are properly hot, but they’re a bit difficult for me to enjoy since I’m not generally a submissive guy and I like to self-insert when I watch these videos. It’s not the submission itself that bothers me, it’s the fact that I can’t do much with my cock when I’m supposed to just stay there, docile. The babes in these videos pretend to torture the men, when really all they’re doing is giving out slow handjobs and vibrator rubs. It’s fine content, but it’s not for me. Maybe you’ll enjoy it.

Free Top Notch Quality

For all its ups and downs, Porn Dot Com manages to do something that very few porn tubes boast – make a huge collection of videos that are all available for free, in high quality and high resolutions. How do they pull it off? Simple. They link to all those other porn tubes that actually host videos. These guys just do the automated curation. You could argue that they don’t do much work, but the aggregation helps. Plus, it drives traffic straight to the destination sites – the videos aren’t embedded here. The links all lead to the outside.

To you, all this means very little if you’re only here to fap. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Fap away. The videos on Porn Dot Com are all crisp, clear and gorgeous, with the only exception being homemade videos that were originally filmed in potato cam quality. This is of course normal. You can’t get them in a higher quality, else that would already be available here. To wrap around, about the horror, I guess you can say, there’s more than enough of it here to justify the existence of the page, but not enough to call it a proper success. They need to weed out the unrelated smut, pronto.