PornHub Horror

Welcome to the internet. I will be your guide. People jack off to horror porn. Thank you for reading my essay. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

One of the Most Amazing Genres

PornHub’s horror section is truly a marvel of pornographic evolution. It wasn’t that long ago that we considered horror porn to be a half-assed attempt at a topical crossover. We had babes dressed up as vampires, with ketchup stains on their teeth to simulate the blood. They also made hissing noises. The whole thing was fucking cringe. Horror porn was fucking cringe. We’ve come a long way since then. Hell, that’s an understatement. We’ve pretty much reinvented the genre. I say we; I mean the industry. You and I sure as hell didn’t do shit. But, we’re here to fap. We’re driving the demand, so I guess we contribute the best we can.

Thanks to advancements in standards, quality, budgeting and most of all, computer generated imagery, we now have quality horror porn with proper editing done to make the whole thing feel like an actual horror movie. Hell, the horror content on PornHub actually outshines most old horror classics, since the technology is so modern and all. The overall impressiveness comes from the combination of extremely high resolutions from modern cameras combined with quality editing work done by really experienced special effects artists. These people really know their craft. Plus, there’s a lot of mixing and matching with the makeup and the special effects. Sometimes the babes wear contact lenses that make them look demonic, other times they have monstrous makeup and all of that is combined with movie magic in order to really hook you on the horror elements.

Hot, Not Scary

All this being said, the horror porn on PornHub is not true horror in the terrifying sense. It’s more of an homage to old movies that feature monsters of different kinds. You pretty much get to see a lineup of all Scooby Doo villains being fucked, that is, before they take the masks off. Also, they’re all gender bent to be female. I’m not seeing any gay shit on here. I’m also not seeing a lot of multiple people play. It’s roughly just man on woman action through POV or close up shots with a cameraman. Either way, it’s great stuff. The framing is fantastic, the action is incredible and the whole thing is very hardcore across the board.

As an example of quality of character depiction and horror themes I’d like to present Shaiden Rogue, whom you should already be familiar with since she’s been setting PornHub on fire for the past two years and one Meana Wolf whom I’ve never heard of before, but she’s got great tits. They’re both on the front page right now and they’ve both got a thumbnail in which they’re sucking cock while they show off their wholly black demon eyes. In essence, you get the promise of the exact same type of action. Hell, they even look similar in the thumbnails.

Different Types of Videos

I checked out both of these videos in order to learn more about the genre and, well, they couldn’t be more different. First of all, Ms. Rogue was entirely devoted to the role and sucking off her man, while Ms. Wolf did all kinds of naughty stuff, including but not limited to riding cock like a pro. You might think the latter video is superior, but consider this: Shaiden Rogue also used advanced lighting techniques that made her whole video look like a crime scene in the making. It was creepy and cold, while also being shot in extremely high resolution. On the other hand, Meana Wolf does a standard bedroom play. Remove the black eyes and you’re left with a standard well lit bedroom smut video. Is that good? Is it bad? You be the judge. I prefer Shaiden’s video on account of the investment and overall vibes. If you’re going to promise me horror, then please deliver horror. I don’t want to hear excuses.

This indulgence into horror elements and special effects lets the girls get really creative with the getups. There are many ways in which they can essentially invent fetishes and insert them into the action. For example, I’m seeing bitches playing with dense black liquid that they supposedly vomit out monstrously. In a pornographic context, this just reminds me of black cumshots or something to that tune. Every disgusting element from porn movies gets warped into a proper sexual context that works really well on my boner. Keep in mind, I’m not a horror porn enthusiast, so if this shit gets me hot and wild, then you know it’s quality stuff across the board.

PornHub Draws in the Experts

Speaking of quality, PornHub made some decisions a few years back that directly altered the overall posting trends on their site, by essentially encouraging high quality independent creators, like the two babes I mentioned above, to flock to PornHub and make it their sole uploading destination. They make extremely well-polished porn with a ton of time and effort invested in the quality and post it on PornHub for the world to enjoy, for free. Combine that with the horror porn category being so popular and beloved and you’ve got a magical recipe for independent pornography that makes studio productions look half assed.

Another upside of enjoying independent horror smut is that these babes usually record with their husbands or with friends whom they trust, so they don’t really have that sense of disconnect and shyness that you get by default with pornstars. They don’t need time to acclimate to the cock – they own that cock. They’ve sucked it a million times before. So, they have the space to devote their entire focus to the actual act. Shaiden Rogue is again a great example of this. She’s known for her sloppy blowjobs. She focuses on the sloppiness and on interacting with the camera. Her man is a cooperative prop as opposed to an active participant. This is how you make quality pornography. I wish porn studios would learn from this.

Some Mainstream Content

Let’s go to the flip side and consider the mainstream porn that is very much present in-between all the indie stuff. There are many studios that specialize in horror porn of one type or another and they have the benefit of being able to feature multiple babes in one video more often than not. They have great makeup and decent framing, but the girls are clearly not as invested in the sex, since they’re performing with strangers. Either way it’s hot smut and it’s usually longer than the indie stuff, so you might as well check it out.

PornHub has a way of floating to the top of any mainstream category of smut and that’s exactly the case with their horror section. They’ve done a fantastic job at incentivizing a collection of high-quality smut that shares a common theme and I think that you’re going to enjoy every single one of these videos a lot, especially considering how naughty the girls are on here on average. There’s anal, blowjobs, vaginal, cum play, cum swallowing and God knows what else among these videos. It’s all mixed in with the horror. It’s a fantastic concept.

Horror Porn Done Right

You get to see all kinds of skeletons, ghosts, zombies, witches, demonic nuns and even zombies. They’re all female. They’re all hot and most important of all, they all love the taste of cum somehow. I thought zombies only fed on human flesh, but I guess cum is a close second somehow. Ditto for vampires. They’re into blood, but cum is like a sauce that they occasionally enjoy to spice things up. Maybe they make blood and cum cocktails, who knows? I’ve never banged a vampire before so I can’t testify.

Worry not, there are also countless videos in which the men are the monsters and the women are in trouble. I’m seeing an Emily Willis video on here in which she gets face fucked by a demon in the dark. This is primo stuff. They mix and match the monsters and the participants at random. I am not seeing many videos that feature male and female monsters, so I’m guessing there’s some sort of sub and dom dynamic. One person has to be the victim or some shit.

I recommend PornHub’s horror section with a passion. This place is loaded with quality smut. Every single video on here is worth watching, for sure. I haven’t seen a single video on here that isn’t worth your time. Trust me. I wouldn’t lie to you.