HD Massage Porn

Oil me up and fuck me good! Every time I see these sites I wish I was at a massage parlor, getting a massage from a young cutie, throwing inappropriate comments at her asking her to just 'give it a little touch'. Most of the time they just roll their eyes and move on doing their job as if nothing happened but as the saying goes, it's not me it's them. They are still young, they will learn. That's why I liked hdmassageporn.com from the jump-off. 

On the surface level, the site looks like an ordinary tube site with videos laid out on the home page. On a deeper inspection, I realized that it is a premium site, part of the WTFPass family. This meant that the videos were up for grabs for a few bucks. Later on, I will be discussing those few bucks but for now, I will go in-depth, trying to find the good and the bad like porn Robin Hood so that you, my good readers, will know what you're getting yourself into if you decide that wanking off on a massage fantasy is what floats your boat. Let's go.

Massages for free but HD not quite so

The whole deal with the content of the site is massages if you didn't already figure this one out. Once you land on the site you will be provided with the selection of hotties getting boned during their massage sessions by hunky dudes with long tools. In my opinion and from my life experience, number one, the girls are not that hot and number two, the masseuses don't all have long dicks. Don't ask how I know this. Most of the time I get a fat blonde masseuse called Martha and she just basically wrestles with me, as if we are in the WWE and I'm the token guy that loses. Yeah. But it's cool that hdmassageporn.com has a selection of hotties like these so that next time Martha gets me in a chokehold at least I can imagine I was in one of these videos. Damn Martha. She does give a good massage though. Rough, just how I like them. 

There are free videos for you to select and watch. Now, this is the interesting and a bit misleading part. The site is called hdmassageporn.com. Yes, there are HD videos on there, just not for free. You can watch the videos for free and they are all full length but if you want the real stuff, the pure, you will have to pay up. Yup, that's the reason why they are a part of the WTFPass family. Hdmassageporn.com is a dealer and WTFPass is the supplier. Just finished up with the last episode of Narcos. One hell of a show.

Small details that are huge mistakes that are really unacceptable

There were these minor details that got me irritated. See, these site makers and webmasters don't understand the power in the detail. They stack up. If you are going to fuck up on one small thing, chances are that I as a user, will hone in on that small thing and make it the whole thing. Damn dudes, I'm a meticulous fellow, you can't fuck with me like this. Okay, so I found one of the massage videos that read Fantastic HD sex video with a tattooed hottie. Guess what? Not a single tattoo on this bitch. Not even a stylized dove on her wrist or cute cat paws on the bottom part of the boobs. Nothing. 

So, of course, I started looking for some more. Well, wouldn't you know it? I did find others like this. Redhead naked girl massage, and the girl is an obvious brunette. Boobs massage video with a tanned cutie, and the girl looks tanned in just one shot, under a certain angle but throughout the video, she's pale as my ale I'm about to drink from getting pissed off because of their lack of detail investing. These are the things that just lower the overall impression of the site regardless if the site has good content or not. Hdmassageporn.com does, but these things just chip their quality away.

Models and Categories that are vastly different from one another

I always like checking out the Models section and the bios that the models have. I'm an old school man. I like to connect with the girls that I'm jerking off to. You know. Like a romantic or some shit like that I saw in romantic comedies. So, the model section has all the listed honeys that you see in the videos. This is the thing that I immediately didn't like about it. They are scarce with the info and all that you’re getting is basic info that you can grab off of FreeOnes or even some random site on the web. If I'm going to pay for something I want serious attention to detail and already hdmassageporn.com proved that all they care about are the sales of the videos. 

There is something out of the norm, that I always love to see and those are the comments to the models. Random users sign up and can leave comments to their fav models. I love reading these because most of the time they are left by these boomer losers who think that these girls actually read these and they can have a conversation with them via a comment box. My God how thirsty and depraved can you be to think something like this. That was fucking hilarious but on the flip side, the Categories side, things started getting me more and more pissed off due to the lack of attention on this site.

There are 24 categories in total but they are misleading as fuck. On the thumbnails they have all these super hot and engaging pics, which are okay, but when you place a picture of a girl with a snowboard visor on and there's not a single drop of snow on the whole site it just sends the wrong impression all around. There are these thumbnails of girls in fucking Venice Italy in the background while the whole fucking site's content takes place at the same God damn massage parlor. If a window gets opened that's just so that they freshen up the room and get the smell of jizz out of it. Then they close it back again. No Venice, no leaning tower of Pisa, no Eiffel tower no nothing, just a leaning tower of cock up her massaged pussy! Fuck this got me pissed off! 

You get access to other 11 family sites as a consolation prize

Things just kept piling up for me with hdmassageporn.com. From all the minor mistakes to now downloading and quality of the pictures. First of all, how much. If you are going to pay for access to this site, keep in mind that they don't have that much content. They have fewer than 100 videos if that. They are not updating regularly and their bitrate is on the slow side. Do I keep going because now that they got me started I can keep going and going and it will never stop? So how much? $59.95 for 90-day access. If you want my opinion, get the 34.95 option, or even better the 3-day trial and just download all the material at once. Sure, you will lose face, time, and MBs but it will be worth it. 

I'm not trying to put them under the bus but some things just need to get better on hdmassageporn.com. You do get access to the other eleven sites, true, and that is a good offer. But that is the consolation prize, I don't want a fucking stuffed bunny when I wanted to get the new PS5 as the prize! You know. That's just how things are. This review got me so pissed off that I will have to check one of their free videos and jack off to one of the hotties because the content is what's the prize here. The programmers and the developers behind the site can suck my dick because some of the things are appalling. In the end, if I have to give hdmassageporn.com a rating I will give them a 7/10. I wanted to say that I will give them a 7 out of a fuck you very much, but I’m a professional not a dick head. Regardless of my anger issues, hdmassageporn.com is worth your time and money. I gotta go pop one off. See ya!