DarknessPorn

Darkness Porn! I’ve been addicted to porn and masturbation for as long as I can remember. From the first moment I laid eyes on a pair of tits, I knew what I would spend the rest of my life doing. I was going to be a professional jerk-off specialist. My life’s goal would be to ensure that myself and those like me have access to the best porn available. Nothing else matters.

I’ve been lucky to know what I want out of life and even more fortunate to go out and accomplish it. Over my years in the industry, I’ve seen a thing or two. Things that would take most people multiple lifetimes to even hear about, let alone witness. Now, when I approach websites like Darknessporn, I don’t expect to see anything new. No matter how dark a place wants to get, it can’t get darker than what’s already rolling around in my head.

Not even bloody poop can slow me down. I’ve seen bloody poop more often than I’ve seen regular poop. You would be surprised how versatile something like a log of doo-doo can be. Everyone knows it can be smeared, sniffed, and smooched, but did you know it can be frozen and reinserted into someone’s asshole, thawed, and then shut out again? It’s called the resurrection, and I think its performance is less about sex and more about bragging rights. You would be surprised by what can give a BDSM practitioner street cred.

The next obvious question is, can the same be done with pee? Of course, it can. It’s just more of a mess. You’ll want to be in a bathtub or standing on towels if you’re going to dildo yourself with some frozen piss. There are even molds you can buy online to create realistic dildos. Or take it a step farther from that and order a penis mold so you can generate piss dildos that look like your real cock.

If poop and piss aren’t your things, other liquids also come out of the body. Cum freezes but not with the same strength that poop or water does. Unless you turn your freezer way down to its coldest setting, cum freezes into a thick viscous jello. Unfortunately, this means you can’t freeze cum into a rod, reinsert it into your piss hole, and cum out a previous load. I’m sorry to disappoint.

That was Foreplay

I have to be honest with you for a second. I have no idea what the viscosity of frozen cum is. I just wanted to horrify you with tales of depravity so that when we got to today’s website, you would already be numb to the horrors of human sexuality. I need you guys calloused and armored if we are to get through this. Of course, I can’t expect you to be the knight in shining armor that I am, but you can be a well-defended page.

Well, Darknessporn doesn’t fuck around. They have that name for a reason, which becomes apparent to visitors the moment they arrive. Darknessporn has two goals. The first is to make you cum. The second is to make you feel guilty for having the cum.

Darknessporns’ logo is a skull and crossbones, and it works perfectly. Other good options would have been a radioactive symbol or caution tape. The dark black background is less about being easy on the eyes and more about maintaining a vibe. Pink flowers and glittering rainbows wouldn’t have sent the right message.

Surprisingly, the admin found time to dismount the torture rack and build a cohesive website. I wouldn’t think these guys would have the brain cells left to do it. The main menu resides along the top and includes the options Home, categories, Actors, Tags, a link to your favorite porn reviewer, Extreme BDSM, Femdom porn, a Language selector, and a Search bar.

Under the main menu is a list of popular categories on Darknessporn. This includes such wonderful entries as Crying, Panty poop, Necrophilia, Snuff, Hanging, Wheelchair, Amputee, Anorexic, Torture, Drugged, Zombie, Strangled, Suffocate, and Monsters. I wasn’t lying when I said this wasn’t your Mamas porn site.

Content on the front page can be filtered by newest, best, most viewed, and longest. I was shocked to discover that much of the most-watched content is bible readings, volunteer organization ads, and donations appeals. I’m just kidding. It’s a who’s who of the most debaucherous porn imaginable.

So let’s stop imagining and start turning fantasy into life. I will take a stroll through the entire category list and see what’s waiting for us. You’ll find all the BDSM classics here, but when you’re on a site called “Darknessporn,” you don’t come for the classics. You come to have experiences you can’t find anywhere else.

You come for categories such as “crackhead.” Anyone who lives in a major American city knows crackheads are fucking nuts. They will do anything for a dollar or a rock. This was proved by the seminal film series “Bum Fights.” You won’t be seeing any crackheads rip a tooth out for five bucks, but you will see them fuck every which way for one dollar.

Who doesn’t love some good old-fashioned Beastiality? What’s that? No one?! Oh, I must be getting it confused with something else. I’m not?! Wow, I always loved fucking the neighborhood stray cats (pun intended). I figured everyone did.

You’ll either be very relieved or disappointed to learn that all of the content in the bestiality section is animated. Either way, know that it’s for the best, gents.

Moving back around to humans, if you can’t fuck animals, why not fuck the crippled, paralyzed, or infirmed? Just because a bitch’s spine doesn’t work below the T3 vertebrae doesn’t mean she’ll say no to cock. In fact, it probably means she wants it even more.

There are all sorts of crippled people on Darknessporn. People in wheelchairs, people with polio, people missing limbs, paraplegics, quadriplegics, and any other form of fucked up you can think of. There are even little cute teens riding tiny old men’s cocks. That’s living the dream right there.

Downs with the Sickness

Physically isn’t the only way a person can be disabled. The brain is equally susceptible to miswiring, and that’s why Darknessporn carries a down syndrome section. Of course, it’s not surprising that porn stars with down syndrome are few and far between, so the entire category is made up of one couple.

This is the hardest working mentally disabled couple in the porn industry. Despite their shortcomings, they have about twenty videos featured on Darknessporn. Good for them, I think?

Shit gets more disabled than simply being paralyzed or mentally deficient. What’s the most disabled someone can ever be? If you guessed dead, you would be right. There’s a large and sprawling selection of necrophilia on Darknessporn.

Dead bitches are one of the few categories of women that actually want to fuck my readership. Alright, maybe “want” is a strong word. Perhaps it would be more accurate to suggest that they won’t say no. But, that will have to due because I can’t say the same about any other female form, including those with down syndrome.

If living human women don’t want to fuck you, maybe aliens will. Perhaps one day, you will be abducted, taken to a different planet, and turned into a sex slave for creatures with five pussies. For some, that’s a worst-case scenario, but for others, it’s a last-ditch effort to get an appendage on their penis that isn’t their own. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

As terrible as the things I’ve covered in this article are, I’ve barely even scratched the surface. I haven’t touched categories such as abortion, amputee, castration, bleeding, drowning, guillotine, rape, scat, snorting, drugged, or retarded. So the only way for you guys to get a sense of the true scale of Darknessporn is to visit for yourselves.

Darknessporn accomplishes precisely what it set forth to do. The moment cum leaves your body, an overwhelming sense of guilt and disgust will wash over you like spring rain. You won’t know whether to scream, cry, or take a nap. Whatever you do, ensure to delete your web browser history before you do it. I wouldn’t want your kids to discover that you wish your wife were a retarded wheelchair-bound crackhead.

I can think of a few wrong things with this site, but none of them are things I could improve upon. The only time I was disappointed was while checking out the down syndrome section. It wasn’t because I found it morally reprehensible. It’s because only one couple represented all people living with down syndrome. There’s got to be more sluts down with the sickness than just them. So I’m going to campaign for more down syndrome sufferers to be in porn. This is a civil rights issue we’re talking about here.

If you guys made it to the end of the article, you owe it to yourself to visit Darkness porn today.