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Porn Go! Good porn. It’s hard to define, but we all know it when we see it. Perhaps masturbation addicts like you and I lack the required language skills to describe what makes a good porn site adequately, but if any of us can, it’s me.

First and foremost is the cost. In my humble opinion, the best porn sites are free - free is my favorite flavor. I couldn’t imagine having to go back to a world where I didn’t have unlimited amounts of free porn at my fingertips. I wouldn’t be able to function anymore. My body would wither, and the cells making up who I am would be blown across the seven seas.

When internet porn first began, you had to pay by the minute, and that model lasted for years. It was better than buying VHS tapes, but it was far from ideal. Plus, it had lasting effects on the real world since watching porn by the minute rewards fast turnaround times. Eventually, men got used to busting quick nuts, and premature ejaculation rates skyrocketed. Men in the nineties could barely last a few pumps. They had precum leaking out of their dick tips before they even got inside. It was a deplorable state of affairs. At least for the ladies. And, of course, dudes’ butt holes.

It led to some extreme actions being taken to get at free porn. Some of my first internet porn experiences were performing what I like to call “Google whacking.” It means I would Google search shit like boobs, naked women, and vagina. It was pretty rare you would find something great, and more often than not, I ended up jerking to a medical dictionary, but it got the job done.

Hell > Heaven with No Free Porn

As hard as it may be to believe, there are still countries that, despite porn being legal, don’t have access to the free shit. Japan and South Korea are great examples. They are the two countries that spend the most money annually on porn. The average Japanese male spends a hundred bucks a month on the stuff; it’s like a phone bill. Could you fucking imagine? I’d rather live in hell with free porn than a utopian Japan with expensive porn.

The second key to a decent porn website is not being a scam. Back when porn had to be paid for, there were many scam sites that would lure men in with the promise of free porn. At one point, free porn was shorthand for computer viruses. The problem was that no matter how many times those bastards got us, we always went in for more. The chance to see free porn was just too attractive an offer to ignore.

The brain would completely shut off, and your cock’s optimistic inner monolog would take over. “Hey man, maybe this is it. Maybe this is actually a free porn site. You won’t know until you try. What’s a little computer virus? Just restart your computer, and it will be fine. Think of the rewards.” The penis is a smooth fucking talker.

I still remember the day I discovered a key logger using the computer’s own notepad to keep track of every button ever pressed. I couldn’t help but scroll through, and just as I expected, most of the activity was the guys in the house watching porn. Some things never change.

Using these metrics, Porngo has crafted an excellent porn site. It’s what it needs to be and nothing more, nothing less. It’s loaded with plenty of high-quality free porn, you won’t download any key loggers, and you won’t have to rush to bust a nut.

I love the minimalistic design on Porngo. And before I get to the menu, I want to congratulate them on using a dark gray background. It’s so easy on the eyes I could stare at porn here for a year and still not blow out a retina.

The menu runs along with the header and includes the options Home, a Search bar, Home (again), Videos, Porn sites, Pornstars, Tags, a Link to your most beloved porn master, and live sex cams. Live sex cams are a link to another website. The videos selection is a drop-down with the Newest, Top-Rated, and most viewed options.

Below the main menu is a list of sites from which Porngo has gotten its content. You will find all your favorites here, such as Brazzers, Reality Kings, Naughty America, X art, Bangbros network, Team Skeet, and Czech AV, to name a few.

In a rare twist, the bottom menu, usually reserved for administrative tasks, has a couple of important selections. The options are DMCA info, Terms of use, Privacy policy, 18 USG 2257, Upload, Advertising with us, Sign up, and Log in. Obviously, not all of those are important to my readers, but the last few are.

I know many of my readers have a private collection that can rival some smaller tube sites. If so, spread the love and add a few to Porngo’s selection. We will all thank you.

Garden of Freakin

It’s time to enjoy some of the fine content Porngo offers. Well, if you know me, you know I had to click on and watch “Hard Anal Pounding for a Catholic Babe in the Garden of Eden - Perfect Body – Ocean Crush.” Those wily Catholics. They never practice what they preach, especially this bitch. The thumbnail shows her dragging a dude around by his erect cock like a leash. Well, to be fair, it’s a leash, and I think the forbidden fruit she’s guiding him towards is hidden inside her pussy.

My one complaint about this feature is that it’s the exact opposite of many Japanese porns. While in Japan, they censor penetration, they censor faces in the Garden of Eden. What bitch? Do you think you can hide your face from the judgment of God? He has nothing but time to fuck with humans.

On the same theme, I see another video titled “Vika Borja - Religious Stepmother.” I don’t even need to watch it to know what happens when a religious stepmother wants to commit incest. First, she sacrificed a virgin baby and drank its blood. Then she enslaved a tribe full of illiterate hunter-gathers. After that, she kicked a few homeless people in the face. Then finally, she was ready to fuck both her real daughter and her stepson. Boom. What can I say? I’m telepathic when it comes to porn.

The tactic presented in “His Cock Prevented me from Playing GTA” is a tactic I have used countless times. Step one- Approach a bitch engrossed in some form of task. Step two- Pull your cock out. Step three- Put it in a bitch’s face until she stops whatever unimportant shit she’s up to and starts sucking your dick. It’s a real simple formula, and it works one hundred percent of the time, sixty percent of the time.

Anytime I see Eva Elfie pop up in a thumbnail, my knee-jerk reaction is to click on the video and start stroking my manhood. She’s about as close to a perfect slut as you can get. Angelic face, big perky tits, a bubble butt, and a tight pussy with a beautiful labia. What more could you want in a slutty pornstar?

As always, she does a great job in “He Keeps Fucking Cream Pied Pussy of his Step-Sis to Cum Again - Eva Elfie.” It’s funny. Despite how many videos of Eva Elfie I’ve watched, I don’t think I’ve ever heard her voice. And that’s because she stars in so many incest porns, so I have to watch with the volume down to avoid hearing her say the word brother or dad every ten seconds.

If a meteor could strike and kill everyone who wants to fuck their mom or sister, the porn world would be a far better place. I know you fucks only use the word step to make yourselves feel better. But I never hear a guy yell, “oh stepmom,” or “oh step sister.” It’s always straight mom or sis.

Porngo is the essence of a solid porn site. It has everything you need for a pleasant fetish masturbation experience. You won’t find yourself lacking in anything and will even find some surprises amongst the content.

There’s one terrible thing about Porngo: the pop-ups. Pop-ups will rape you on Porngo. Porngo bends you over, double-checks to ensure there’s no lube on the ad, then shoves the pop-up so deep into your anal cavity that it comes back out of your mouth. It’s fucking insane. Get your shit together, Porngo.

Despite the ads, Porngo can make the journey to its site worth it by having an excellent selection of porn.